Vol. IX · No. 1

The Gentlemen's Gazette

Published weekly for the twelve franchises of A Gentlemen's Dynasty

Recap · Front page

Gentlemen's Gazette: Week 0 — new season, same drama, the gentlemen are back

The banners are hung, the punishment has mostly been served, and everyone once again thinks they won the draft. The 2026 Gentlemen's Dynasty season is officially here.

By Rollins Stallworth · Week 0 · 7 min read

The banners are hung, the punishment has mostly been served, and everyone once again thinks they won the draft. The 2026 Gentlemen's Dynasty season is officially here.

Guru's Motion Man enters 2026 with the target on its back after last year's championship run, which included ending Ralphs' historic 14-0 season along the way.

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Inside this edition

Column

State of the League: the dynasty window is wide open, and nobody wants to admit it

Motion Man holds the belt. Everyone else holds a spreadsheet and a grudge. Our preseason read on all twelve rooms before a single snap of 2026.

By The Editorial Board · The Clubhouse · 6 min read

Feature

East division preview: six teams, one honest contender, five convincing liars

Booz Cruz, Trust LeProcess, 3RINGZ PAPITO FC, ND 3hunnid, REC It Ralphs! and Crashout Billy — sorted by how much we believe them.

By Gazette Staff · East Division · 5 min read

Feature

West division preview: the champ's neighborhood

Motion Man defends from the West, and Redeem Team, LONG DAK STYLE, TunchieFit, TEAM ROCKET and Yahweh's Champ all have to walk through him.

By Gazette Staff · West Division · 5 min read

Front Office

How the draft order broke, and who it broke for

Trust LeProcess picks first. Three owners have already tried to buy their way into the top three. None have succeeded — yet.

By Gazette Staff · Commissioner's Office · 4 min read

Film Room

Film Room: what two rings actually looked like

We went back through Motion Man's 2021 and 2025 title runs. The pattern is not talent. It is willingness to bench a name.

By Gazette Staff · The Film Room · 4 min read

Column

A note from the Gazette: what this paper is for

Standings record what happened. The Gazette records what it meant, who is lying about it, and what it costs.

By The Editorial Board · The Clubhouse · 2 min read

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