West division check-in: the champ and Yahweh are still perfect, and the West won Week 3 4-2

Motion Man is 3-0 after beating REC It Ralphs! 127.02 to 120.84 and leads the league with 423.6 points. The Commish still isn't talking. He doesn't need to.

Yahweh's Champ is 3-0 after beating 3RINGZ 105.38 to 86.66. It was the lowest winning score of the week, but a win is a win, and the Gazette is still out of secular explanations.

TEAM ROCKET is 2-1 after the best score of Week 3, 165.8 against Booz Cruz. The injury report didn't matter this week. The Gazette has shelved the Injury Reserves 2.0 name. For now.

Dad Strength is 1-2 after edging LONG DAK STYLE 137.52 to 134.24. Barry J's roster finally played like it, and the Dad Strength Watch has its first win.

LONG DAK STYLE is 1-2 despite 447.5 points, the most in the league. Two straight losses by a combined 19.64 points. Nobody is scoring more, and nobody is having worse luck.

TunchieFit is 0-3 after losing to ND 3hunnid 162.28 to 95.7, the only winless team left in the league. Aziz Shittu has made it clear how he feels about the press. The press would like to report a win.