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The Gentlemen's Gazette · Column

State of the League: two unbeatens, one winless team, and the West pulls ahead

Three weeks in, Motion Man and Yahweh's Champ are the last perfect teams, TunchieFit is the last winless one, and the West took Week 3 by a 4-2 count.

By The Editorial BoardGazette leadershipThe Clubhouse5 min read

The divisions were tied 6-6 after two weeks. Not anymore. The West went 4-2 in Week 3, with TEAM ROCKET, Dad Strength, Yahweh's Champ and Motion Man all winning, and now leads the season series 10-8.

The top of the table is down to two. Motion Man beat REC It Ralphs! 127.02 to 120.84, and the reigning champ leads the league with 423.6 points. Yahweh's Champ survived a 105.38 to 86.66 grinder against 3RINGZ to stay 3-0. Faith doesn't have to be pretty.

Two teams are perfect. One team is winless. The other nine are packed into a 2-1 or 1-2 pile, and nobody can see over it.

Crashout Billy's perfect start ended in a thud. Trust LeProcess won 133.46 to 81.2, handing Billy the lowest score of the week and handing TLP the East lead at 2-1 with 421.04 points. Maybe we really did just need to trust LeProcess.

TEAM ROCKET put up 165.8, the best score of Week 3, and ran Booz Cruz out of the building 165.8 to 126.54. So much for Injury Reserves 2.0, at least for a week.

LONG DAK STYLE is the most dangerous 1-2 team the league has seen. They have 447.5 points, the most in the league, and have lost two straight anyway, the latest a 137.52 to 134.24 heartbreaker against Dad Strength. The Dad Strength Watch finally has a win to report.

Then there's the bottom. ND 3hunnid dropped 162.28 on TunchieFit, and Shittu's team is now the only 0-3 team in the league. He asked the press to keep his name out of their mouths. The standings are doing the talking now.

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